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It's opening weekend at the local youth club, which means a lengthy bike ride for the kids and a relaxing in the sun for the parents.

Cheers,

untp.beer/74pm2

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They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, but expecting a different result.

Nope. That’s called parenting.

Good morning, and to all.

Are we ready for the weekend?

The kids all go back to school today, which leaves me rattling around in an empty house again.

It feels very quiet.

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Happy 225th birthday Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, mother of science fiction and one of the coolest people in history!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_She…

> Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (UK: /ˈwʊlstənkrɑːft/; née Godwin; 30 August 1797 – 1 February 1851)

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Current status: Waiting for a Chinese takeaway.

It's been a while since I was last here.

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Can you imagine if you boosted virtually every little #toot you read, even one word replies someone makes to someone else?

I bet someone does that.

#boost

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First time that I've managed to solve this one

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I appear to have started working through as selection of local beers. This one is very nice

Cheers, 🍻

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Good morning, and to all.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend so far.

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The first ‘astronaut’ to fly in ESA & NASA’s Artemis 1 will be Shaun the Sheep; a model of the woolly explorer will be onboard during the maiden voyage, which does not have any human crew.

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heroism levels are 18% and falling

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One of the kids has just tried to make toast using bread that has been sitting in the kitchen for a week.

The flames were promptly extinguished and the toaster is outside cooling off. I think we will be getting a new one soon.

Good morning, , and have a great day 😊☕

So the roadside recovery people have been to look at the car and can't find anything wrong with it. He thinks a bit of dirt probably got into the fuel sensor, which caused the onboard computer to have a bit of a sad.

I really hate technology sometimes.

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